The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder

Having been admonished by the Holy Office to abandon the false opinion that the Sun was the center of the universe and immovable, and that the Earth was not at the center of same and that it moved, I have been… suspected of heresy. I abjure with a sincere heart and unfeigned faith, I curse and detest the same errors and heresies, and generally all and every error and sect contrary to the Holy Catholic Church. — Galileo