The Ultraviolet Garden

Thanks to the Dave Chappelle on Twitter.

I love Voltaire. He published one of Hannah’s photographs in his book. Isn’t that awesome? I think so!

Voltaire – Worf’s Revenge (Klingon Rap) Live

I’m the order of the Bat’leth
son of Kahless
your family has no honor
but I couldn’t care less

I was born
to kill Federation swine
and I celebrate
with a barrel of blood wine

I drink the Raktajino,
I eat the gagh
and when my homies get to Sto’Vo’Kor
I yell “qa’plagh!”

I’m the chief commander
on a bird of prey
I wake up every morning
after owning the day

I’m the Mac Dad Klingon
when I beam on board
I was at the signing of
the Khitomer Accord

I never sweat
about a Romulan dude?
He’s just a limp-wristed
Vulcan with a bad attitude!

And they’re sly
and they were telling lies…
A shout out to Martok
who lost an eye

To the Dominion,
and the Jem’Hadar minions:
I’m on them
like a transwarp engine

Hear my snarl fear my speech
WATCH ME BLOW LIKE A WARP CORE BREACH!

I’m not a lowly white p’tak
like that Barclay guy
I don’t need a holodeck
to get a parma’kai

when the ladies see the beast
I got between my thighs
they say
“Perhaps today is a good day to die!”

I hit Ezri,
Troi, Jadzia too:
watch out Janeway
I’m coming for you!

cause I’m the Mac Dad Klingon
with the humaniod bitches
cuz my head ain’t the only part
of me that’s got ridges!

I hate the Tribbles
those little furry shits!
But I love my Klingon bitches
cause they’ve got three tits

I got a dagger
and a bat’leth in my hand
if you were any other man
I’d kill you where you stand

I killed Captain Kirk!
I killed Picard…
I bitchslapped Riker
like a Klingon Targ!

Cause my name is Worf
I’m the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer
and Klingon Rogue – Qa’plagh!!

Here’s a clip I made from the movie Four Rooms. I love this movie. The first room I could do without but the rest of them are great. This is room 309. The Misbehavers.

I’m behind in a couple of things I need to do, but I’ve actually been making progress.

New photos of the cats.

I wonder if linking to one of my own pages will cause a trackback to appear. I’m about to find out.

Nice try, Michael. Not unexpected. I suppose you don’t have much else to do, legally. There’s not a lot of options open to you. It’s that damn video tape. If only it would go away.

Thanks for the heads-up, Noble.

A How-to.

Thanks Ahmed, this is hilarious!

Dave Chappelle – “Black Bush”

Yeah. That’s about how it goes.