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		<title>Fuck Ashton Kutcher (poems by Chappelle)</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/11/24/fuck-ashton-kutcher-poems-by-chappelle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the Dave Chappelle on Twitter.Similar Posts: Dave Chappelle&#8217;s &#8220;Black Bush&#8221; (0 comments) Did they shove crack up Oscar&#8217;s ass? (0 comments) Notes on Lejeune (1 comments) Goodbye Georgie, you Old Fuck (0 comments)]]></description>
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		<title>Voltaire &#8211; Worf&#8217;s Revenge</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/07/27/voltaire-worfs-revenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Voltaire. He published one of Hannah&#8217;s photographs in his book. Isn&#8217;t that awesome? I think so! Voltaire &#8211; Worf&#8217;s Revenge (Klingon Rap) Live I&#8217;m the order of the Bat&#8217;leth son of Kahless your family has no honor but I couldn&#8217;t care less I was born to kill Federation swine and I celebrate with <a href='http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/07/27/voltaire-worfs-revenge/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Four Rooms and Two Cats</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/07/23/four-rooms-and-two-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a clip I made from the movie Four Rooms. I love this movie. The first room I could do without but the rest of them are great. This is room 309. The Misbehavers. I&#8217;m behind in a couple of things I need to do, but I&#8217;ve actually been making progress. New photos of the <a href='http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/07/23/four-rooms-and-two-cats/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: Flash Aggression</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/05/28/aggression/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 18:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<title>Making an ass of yourself for all eternity</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/05/17/making-an-ass-of-yourself-for-all-eternity/</link>
		<comments>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/05/17/making-an-ass-of-yourself-for-all-eternity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 17:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A How-to. Thanks Ahmed, this is hilarious!Similar Posts: Super High Me Compilation (2 comments) We Put God on Trial (2 comments) I&#8217;ll faggify your children (0 comments) Did they shove crack up Oscar&#8217;s ass? (0 comments)]]></description>
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		<title>Dave Chappelle&#8217;s &#8220;Black Bush&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/03/29/dave-chappelles-black-bush/</link>
		<comments>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/03/29/dave-chappelles-black-bush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave Chappelle &#8211; &#8220;Black Bush&#8221; Similar Posts: Fuck Ashton Kutcher (poems by Chappelle) (2 comments) Did they shove crack up Oscar&#8217;s ass? (0 comments) Give Bugliosi a Chance to Prosecute George W. Bush for Murder (0 comments) The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder (0 comments)]]></description>
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		<title>Stoned Professor</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/01/09/stoned-professor/</link>
		<comments>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2009/01/09/stoned-professor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ultravioletgarden.com/?p=406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Similar Posts: A law professor and a cop reveal why you should NEVER talk to the police. (6 comments)]]></description>
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		<title>A Very Hitler Christmas</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2008/12/27/a-very-hitler-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2008/12/27/a-very-hitler-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 23:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah. That&#8217;s about how it goes.Similar Posts: Sagan/Turner interview (0 comments) Johannes Mehserle Wanted Poster (0 comments) Intermediate Frequency for SC150B (4 comments)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Protected: a/k/a Tommy Chong</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2008/10/26/aka-tommy-chong/</link>
		<comments>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2008/10/26/aka-tommy-chong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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		<title>Protected: Ode to Harp</title>
		<link>http://ultravioletgarden.com/2008/10/03/ode-to-harp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Polly</dc:creator>
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