The Ultraviolet Garden

I love my family. =)

I love Voltaire. He published one of Hannah’s photographs in his book. Isn’t that awesome? I think so!

Voltaire – Worf’s Revenge (Klingon Rap) Live

I’m the order of the Bat’leth
son of Kahless
your family has no honor
but I couldn’t care less

I was born
to kill Federation swine
and I celebrate
with a barrel of blood wine

I drink the Raktajino,
I eat the gagh
and when my homies get to Sto’Vo’Kor
I yell “qa’plagh!”

I’m the chief commander
on a bird of prey
I wake up every morning
after owning the day

I’m the Mac Dad Klingon
when I beam on board
I was at the signing of
the Khitomer Accord

I never sweat
about a Romulan dude?
He’s just a limp-wristed
Vulcan with a bad attitude!

And they’re sly
and they were telling lies…
A shout out to Martok
who lost an eye

To the Dominion,
and the Jem’Hadar minions:
I’m on them
like a transwarp engine

Hear my snarl fear my speech
WATCH ME BLOW LIKE A WARP CORE BREACH!

I’m not a lowly white p’tak
like that Barclay guy
I don’t need a holodeck
to get a parma’kai

when the ladies see the beast
I got between my thighs
they say
“Perhaps today is a good day to die!”

I hit Ezri,
Troi, Jadzia too:
watch out Janeway
I’m coming for you!

cause I’m the Mac Dad Klingon
with the humaniod bitches
cuz my head ain’t the only part
of me that’s got ridges!

I hate the Tribbles
those little furry shits!
But I love my Klingon bitches
cause they’ve got three tits

I got a dagger
and a bat’leth in my hand
if you were any other man
I’d kill you where you stand

I killed Captain Kirk!
I killed Picard…
I bitchslapped Riker
like a Klingon Targ!

Cause my name is Worf
I’m the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer
and Klingon Rogue – Qa’plagh!!

A How-to.

Thanks Ahmed, this is hilarious!

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I want to support this guy so I’m gonna buy his CDs.

I love Noble. He remembered one of my favorite songs (Midnight Confessions)! Thanks for the dedication sweetheart. I’ve got one for you too, (the second one).

The Grass Roots – Midnight Confessions:

The Grass Roots – Let’s Live for Today (dedicated to Noble):

Padded with power, here they come,
international loan sharks backed by the guns
of market-hungry military profiteers,
whose word is a swamp and whose brow is smeared
with the blood of the poor.

Who rob life of its quality,
who render rage a necessity,
by turning countries into labor camps;
modern slavers in drag as champions of freedom.

Sinister, cynical instrument
who makes the gun into a sacrament;
the only response to the deification
of tyranny by so-called “developed” nations:
idolatry of ideology.

North, south, east, west:
kill the best and buy the rest.
It’s just spend a buck to make a buck,
you don’t really give a flying fuck
about the people in misery.

IMF, dirty MF,
takes away everything it can get.
Always making certain that there’s one thing left,
keep them on the hook with insupportable debt.

See the paid-off local bottom feeders
passing themselves off as leaders,
kiss the ladies, shake hands with the fellows;
and it’s open for business like a cheap bordello.
And they call it democracy.
And they call it democracy.
And they call it democracy.
And they call it democracy.

See the loaded eyes of the children too,
trying to make the best of it the way kids do;
one day you’re going to rise from your habitual feast
to find yourself staring down the throat of the beast
they call the revolution.

IMF, dirty MF,
takes away everything it can get.
Always making certain that there’s one thing left,
keep them on the hook with insupportable debt.

I snatched this from Noble’s site. Many xoxoxoxo’s to you, Sweetling. Let’s play Boris and Natasha!

Your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore
They’re already overcrowded from your dirty little war…

Now pass that thing slightly, lightly and politely.

Here’s the latest video I put together. All the clips are from the movie “Super High Me” or are directly related. I added the text, except for the yellow text.

What would happen to a person if they smoked pot all day, every day, for thirty days?

Comedian Doug Benson (named Stoner of the Year for 2006 by High Times Magazine) makes a documentary inspired by Morgan Spurlock’s “Super Size Me”. But instead of eating McDonald’s for 30 days, Doug smokes pot all day, every day for 30 days (and tries to remember to record it) to see what will happen. They do all these tests on him. Some serious stuff but mostly this movie is just fun as hell.

Some of the test results are hilarious. I mean they did the whole shebang… IQ tests, sperm counts, memory tests, even a psychic test.

Awesome, original song at the end. That clip was not actually in the movie, I found it elsewhere. I figured out the lyrics on my own, it wasn’t hard.

I found this site called Strain Review, it’s pretty awesome. Lots of photos/info on the different strains.